This webpage of halloween poems for kids contains a collection of short but hilarious verses written by children's writer Paul Perro in 2009.
Here you will find rhymes about vampires, werewolves, witches, ghosts, and things to do with Halloween.
The poems are not scary. Spooky? Well...a little perhaps, but funny and child-friendly too - ideal for use as a bedtime story, or for reading out in class. Your children will love these halloween poems, and so will you.
Halloween is a fun night
With lots of strange creatures to see.
There are black cats,
And giant bats,
Let's meet some more, shall we?
Vampires have pale white skin
They just come out at night.
Give one half a chance and he
Will give your neck a bite.
A witch flies past on her broomstick,
Over the roof of your house.
It would be better
Not to upset her,
She'd turn you into a mouse.
Skeletons walk about the town.
They have no skin, just bone.
Sometimes for fun they play their ribs
Just like a xylophone
I am a spooky ghost
Being scary's what I do.
I like to sneak behind people
And whisper softly "Wooooo!"
I come from ancient Egypt
They call me the mummy.
Bandages cover my arms, my legs,
My head, my chest, my tummy.
The Headless Horseman
There are lots of monsters about tonight,
But you'll be safe, don't worry.
The Jack o'lantern will scare them off,
They won't be back in a hurry.
As well as Halloween poems, Paul Perro has also written a collection of Christmas Poems for Kids
Q: What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?
A: A boo boo.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end
Q: What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a witch?
A: Tyrannosaurus Hex
Q: What do monsters like to read in the newspaper?
Q: What do you call an pumpkin that is overweight?
A: A plumpkin
Q: What do you call a nervous witch
A: A twitch
Q: What do vampires get from the mailman?
A: Fang mail
Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine
Q: Why don't monsters eat clowns?
A: They taste funny.
Q: What did the vampire say to the dentist who had polished his teeth?
A: Fangs very much
Q: Why are werewolves covered in fur?
A: They'd look silly covered in wool.
Q: What should you do if you see Dr Jeckyl coming?
Q: Which room in the house is never haunted?
A: The living room
Q: What kind of ghoul do you find at the coast?
A: A sea ghoul
Q: Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
A: It was allergic to nuts.
Q: What does a monster call a man in a hammock?
A: Breakfast in bed
Q: What does a witch order in a hotel?
A: Broom service
Q: Why does the Grim Reaper not get his equipment made to measure?
A: Because one scythe fits all
Q: What goes cackle cackle bonk?
A: A witch laughing her head off.
Q: What time is it if you see a monster?
A: Time to run
Q: Why don't skeletons play church music?
A: They don't have any organs
Q: Where do monsters live?
A: In monstrocities
Q: Which monster loves to dance?
A: The boogieman
Q: What do you get if you put a witch in the freezer?
A: A cold spell.
Q: What kind of ship does a vampire own?
A: A blood vessel
Q: What did the ghost say to the vampire?
A: You suck
We hope you enjoyed these jokes, and the Halloween poems for kids. There is lots more fun stuff on this site, please have a look around.