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History JokesA few history jokes - some old and some new, some for the kids and some for mum and dad, and at least one that requires a certain knowledge of biology! We hope they will make you laugh, or at least groan... Q: Which historical figure was an expert on the springboard? A: Lady Good-diver. Q: Which Pharoah played the trumpet? A: Tooting-khamun! Q: What was the fruit that launched a thousand ships? A: Melon of Troy. Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? A: Because there were so many knights! Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages? A: By norse code! Q: Who made King Arthur's round table? A: Sir-Cumference Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom. Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? A: Because it was an early bird! Q. Where did medieval knights park their camels? A. Camelot. Q. Who refereed the tennis match between Julius Caesar and Mark Antony? A. A Roman Umpire. Q. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? A. Up his sleevies. Q: Archeologists recently discovered a statue of a pink lady in a T-bird. What period was it from? A: Ancient Grease. Q: What has eight legs and eight eyes? A: Eight pirates. Q: What car did Isaac borrow from his father to help win the civil war and end slavery? A: Abraham's Lincoln. Q: What's purple and burns? A: The Grape Fire of London Q: Who led the Australians into the promised land, through a semi-permeable membrane? A: Ozmoses Batty Books: "The Highwayman" by Rob Coaches "Castle Design" by Norman Architect "The Constitution" by Alice Tovrules "Great Military Victories" by Dee Day Back to Fun Stuff from history jokes
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